十年生死两茫茫，不思量，forever young，千里孤坟，everything’s gone。纵使相逢应不识，尘满面，hair’s long。
昨夜幽梦忽还乡，小轩窗，sing sad song，相顾无言，only tears down。料得年年断肠处，明月夜， hold on。
众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，hello,how are you 问君能有几多愁，easy come ,easy go 满园春色关不住,as the pandas love bamboo 两只黄鹂鸣翠柳，what place shall we go？
江山如此多娇，you are so small，惜秦皇汉武，too simple；唐宗宋祖，sometime naive。 一代天骄，成吉思汗，have nothing fun。俱往矣，数风流人物,never go to school
但使龙城飞将在， I’ll have another pie . 昨夜西风凋碧树，独上高楼，watching Chairman Hu 两岸猿声啼不住，we have no freedom in the zoo 林花谢了春红，太匆匆,where is my iphone？ 身无彩凤双飞翼，keep away from me！ 春城无处不飞花，let’s go to the cinema 山穷水复疑无路，I’m glad to meet you,too! 爆竹声中一岁除，never had a dream come true 人生自是有情痴，can i have some sushi 花自飘零水自流，what can I do for you？ 遥知兄弟登高处，watching the beauties at school 茕茕白兔，东游西顾。Hey boy, you are really cool 山外青山楼外楼，my money has been stolen
劝君更尽一杯酒，no,I’ve been drunk,thank you 垂死病中惊坐起，let me up,I want to pee! 古来圣贤皆寂寞，then,what do I study for？
枯滕老树昏鸦，小桥流水人家， 古道西风瘦马， 夕阳西下，oh my lady gaga！
两个黄鹂鸣翠柳，two girls fought in studio 几许相思几许愁，I will see you tomorrow 老夫聊发少年狂，London bridge is falling down 花间一壶酒，every night I did so
孩儿立志出乡关，I want to be a superman 天若有情天亦老，enjoy your life right now 自信人生二百年，make your life full of fun 同是天涯沦落人，live in the trash bin 登高丘，望远海，say hi then say goodbye
前不见古人，后不见来者，念天地之悠悠，where shall I go？ 关关雎鸠，在河之洲，窈窕淑女，what’s your QQ？ 东边日出西边雨，Run!Dumb ass ,quickly! 粉身碎骨浑不怕， Welcome to China 人生自古谁无死How cool are these trousers 天上掉下个林妹妹，didn’t remember where to stay 问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl 床前明月光，there's something wrong~ 问世间情为何物，what the **** can I do 云中谁寄锦书来Superman comes to say hi.
人生得意须尽欢，let’s drink the wine with pan 举头望明月，what’s your name, sir.
山外青山楼外楼，do you know i’m in control 身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me！ 莫等闲 白了少年头 not at all
忽如一夜春风来，you can’t find a nice guy 我劝天公重抖擞，let me watch a talk show 不识庐山真面目，rascals also play Kongfu 今朝有酒 今朝醉，i just wanna run away
朱雀桥边野草花，Sheldon said bazinga. (生活大爆炸) 男儿何不带吴钩，kick asses then you go. 王师北定中原日，congratulations~ 空山新雨后 dig a big hole
月落乌啼霜满天，what are u doing man 商女不知亡国恨，tell me where you have been 踏破铁鞋无觅处，Potato also make you full 醉卧沙场君莫笑，let's go shopping in the mall. 秦时明月汉时关，can i keep this one. 洛阳亲友如相问，what did you do to may pen 有缘千里来相会，call me tonight I'm free!!! 人面不知何处去，go home to drink some tea 东风夜放花千树，an elephant in the zoo 孤舟蓑笠翁，it sounds interesting 春色满园关不住，have party after school
故人西辞黄鹤楼，he fell in love with you. 少壮不努力， nothing you can be 金风玉露一相逢，have a wonderful evening 朱门酒肉臭，I'm hungry .
清明时节雨纷纷，tell me how to get the station。 借问酒家何处有，is there something new
死去元知万事空，(一切尽在不言中)you will never walk alone
树上的鸟儿成双对，they quarrel and fight everyday…)( read listen and say.)
山外青山楼外楼 i really admire you... 此恨绵绵无绝期，you’ll wait and see
、离离原上草，grass'll grow tall`~ 一岁一枯荣，may be dead soon 野火烧不尽，it's not an ending~ 春风吹又生，please pay attention !!! 人有悲欢离合，I'm not that into her！ 衣带渐宽终不悔，I regret to no money. 野火烧不尽, please come in
莫愁前路无知己，you are always so silly 山无棱,天地合,are you sure？
今朝有酒今朝醉，tomorrow is another day 床前明月光,what is wrong
、两岸猿声啼不住，no cash no power what should I do 人生若只如初见，you can count one by one. 天生我材必有用，I can play jack queen king. 劝君更进一杯酒，cant do this without u
粉身碎骨浑不怕，twinkle twinkle little star
花开堪折直须折，Gather ye rose-buds while ye don’t tell it to my teacher.
春蚕到死丝方尽，describe the city you live in..... 浪子回头金不换,I’ll never be that one 天若有情天亦老,I don’t care at all
众里寻他千百度,just don’t know what to do 雕栏玉砌应犹在,i love the way you tell the lie 同是天涯沦落人,we all lost in station
直挂云帆济沧海,i believe i can fly .watch out ,you may die 垂死病中惊坐起 what the f`k, you are kidding me! 少小离家老大归，I’m always on my way 红杏枝头春意闹，stop crying and get out. 此情可待成追忆，someone you like but not me. 葡萄美酒夜光杯，how do you like the coffee. 问世间情为何物，hit me once i hit you two
爷娘闻女来，举身赴清池，阿姊闻妹来，自挂东南枝，小弟闻姊来，with or with out you
无可奈何花落去，I miss you but you don’t miss me 此情可待成追忆，don’t be silly,just let it be
林花谢了春红，太匆匆,oh,my boy!where’s my phone 回眸一笑百媚生 many people are crying! 感时花溅泪what can you say
满园春色关不住, lost my money ,what shall i do？
少壮不努力，you will be a pig.
两只黄鹂鸣翠柳，what place shall we go 空山新雨后 watch talk_show
人不寐，将军白发征夫泪，jingle all the way。 感时花溅泪，hit me everyday
闲云潭影日悠悠，I was locked in studio。
争渡，争渡，惊起一滩鸥鹭，can you guess who and who 今朝有酒今朝醉，will you be my little three
英 国 诗 人 赫 里 克 (Robert Herrick)一 六 四 八 年 写 的 诗句 ： Gather ye rosebuds1 while ye may /Old Time is still a-flying,/
And this same flower that smiles today /Tomorrow will be dying
（ 玫 瑰 蕾 可 采 ， 寄 言 君 采 之 ， 自 古 流 光 飘 忽 无 已时 。 今 日 花 如 笑 ， 明 日 半 枯 凋 ）
中文诗配英文句幽默
