妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。跟妹妹分着吃。妈妈说。 所以，哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。 哼，妹妹说，如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给自己的。 对呀，哈里说，你拿到的不就是小的吗？还着什么急呀？英语笑话：要求加薪 asking for a raiseat the radio station where i worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. he closed the door so we wouldnt bother people in the outer office. after listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal（疯狂的） screams, hysterical（歇斯底里的） laughter, pleading and gunshots. when i finally opened the door and passed the managers secretary, she looked up and inquired, asking for a raise again? 我在一家之声工作。 经理把我叫进他的办公室， 让我预试一下我们准备购买的一套新的音响 效果设备。他关上门，以免打扰外面办公室的人。 听了几个常规的音响效果后，我们开始试听低声的呻吟，狂乱的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀 求声和枪声。最后我开门出去，从经理秘书旁边经过时，她抬起头问道：又要求加薪了？英语笑话：fish net 鱼网can you tell me what fish net is made, ann? a lot of little holes
tied together with strings. replied the little girl.2 ?二者皆是，孩子，皆是。?the child returns a few minutes later and says, daddy, is michael jackson god?孩子过了一会倒回来说：?爸爸，上帝是迈克杰克逊吗？?【每日一乐】男生永远不会说的八句话8 things youll never hear a man say 8) here honey, you use the remote.给，亲爱的，你来用遥控器吧。 7) you know, id like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.你知道，我也愿意再跟她约会，但她的胸部实在太大了！ 6) ooh, antonio banderas and brad pitt? thats one movie i gotta see!哦！安东尼〃巴德拉斯和布拉德〃皮特？我一定要看那部电影！ 5) while im up, can i get you anything?我起身的时候，要帮你（顺手）拿点儿什么吗？ 4) sex isnt that important, sometimes i just want to be held.性不是那么重要，有时候我只想和你拥抱。 3) aww, forget monday night football, lets watch melrose place.哦！星期一晚上看什么足球赛啊，我们来看《飞跃情海》吧！（女生超爱的电视连续剧。） 2) hey, let me hold your purse while you try
that on.4 嘿，你试穿的时候我来帮你拿包包。 1) we never talk anymore.人家再也不跟你说话了啦！no.1 a helping hand a man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and p ut his head out the window to check. as he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. he looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down. is this yours? he asked. she said, yes, could you bring it up? and the man agreed. on arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. as she was very attractive he agreed. shortly afterwards she said, im abou t to have dinner. theres plenty. would you like to join me? he readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. as the eve ning was drawing to a close the lady said, ive had a marvelous evening. w ould you like to stay the night? the man hesitated then said, do you act
like this with every man you meet?5篇二：课前英语三分钟演讲 good morning everyone ,befor our class,i’m going to share something about
basketball ,something about nba. as one of millions nba fans ,i’ve been watching nba games for about six years ,for ,as you know ,the nba court is really an amazing place where miracles happen frequently.especially when there is a buzzer beater taking place at the end
of zhe game ,it’s absolutely the most excting point in the game. do you
know how popular the nba is in china? look at these pictures , celebrities from different fields are watching the game in the stadium. and this picture reflects how
popular it is among college students. no one may have never heared something about kobe ,lenbron james ,jaordan, but
i believe not everyone know the origin of basketball. so he grabbed a peach basket he found in the janitor’s closet of the school and
hung it on a railing about ten feet from the floor. every time the players made a shot though, they had to take down the basket and grab the ball, which became really annoying. dr.naismith decided to cut a hole in the basket so the ball would go straight through without having to dig it out all the time
a group of team owners met on june 6, 1946, in new york to talk about a league they would name the basketball association of america. this meeting was the beginning
of what we know today as the nba. nba’s full name is national basketball association and today there are 30 teams in the association .and in recent days the regular season has began.and the games are very excting .if you have any interst , you could
watch them in the morning everyday.篇三：英语课前三分钟演讲 英语课前三分钟演讲 friendship i often wonder what friendship is. friendship is too big a topic to talk about either specifically or generally. i guemost of us are still in a puzzling state about what friendship is, and i myself should be included. maybe people who define friendship according to his own life experience will say that they have a good concept
of friendship, which i think is too narrow to get an objective psychologically, i still hold that departure is an absolute thing. how could it be possible that your friend (even your closest friend) always keeps you in heart as he/she had, is having and will have different experiences from yours? somehow different experiences make up of different hearts. man’s heart is a quite strange thing. never think that one can wholly touch it. sometimes our heart is so abstract that you don’t even know how to get to them. if we take heart as a cube, and closest friend a gentle breeze, this breeze can only blow one facet of this cube from one direction and can rarely
reach any other sides of your heart. i’m not sure whether i have put it very clearly but believe me that there are no fixed closest friend in your life. with different time, place, space, emotion
and situation, you have different closest friends. when i play basketball, i have a closest friend who
knows how to cooperate with me and together give our when i am proud and a friend dares to stand out to warn me that i should keep modest, he is my closest friend; and, when i read old man and the sea, i think hemingway is my best friend. you see then, how many closest friends i have. but i must say, though i always want to keep all of them in my heart, they are not actually always
in my heart. they have their own friends and their own life. winston
churchill once said that there’s no perpetual friend, nor perpetual enemy, only
perpetual interest. i guehe’s right in some way.personally i think it is a shame for people who take a pet as his closest
friend as this is a sheer insult to human being and an good morning ,classmates: today ,i’d like to share a small story about my best friend with me with you. when i was in senior high school ,gard two ,i had a girl friend .one day ,i was walking to home with my best friend tom when she called me .she said that she missed me so i decided to go to meet her .i told tom about it then i went to have a appointment with her.
to my surprise ,the next day ,tom got angry with me .maybe he thought i shouldn’t have let him alone .but in my point of view ,it is more difficult to find a girlfriend than to find a friend .what’s more ,in many cases ,your friends can understand you ,but your girlfriend maybe can not .finally ,some words ,you can say to your friends ,while you don’t dare to say to your girlfriend .so ,if you were me ,what would do in such
case ?篇五：英语课前三分钟演讲好处多 英语课前三分钟演讲好处多 “听、说、读、写”能力训练的目的是学好知识、培养能力。它是语文课的重要任务，又是学习语文知识的完整过程。但从目前的现状来看，最被忽视的就是“说”的训练。从教师的心态来看，认为“说”会影响教学进度，而且，中考、高考又不考它，写好作文就行了。熟不知，“说”的训练正是为“写”打基础，二者是不可分的。 那么，怎样训练学生“说”的能力呢？ 为了提高学生“说”的能力，我们采用了“课前三分钟演讲”。具体做法是：每堂语文课在讲授新课前按学号排，由一名学生演讲，然后根据这名同学的演讲，由学生或老师做简短的讲评。坚持由易到难的原则，开始时，站在座位上讲，后来到台上讲，从自由讲话逐渐发展为命题讲话，即兴演讲。内容可讲所闻所见所感。这样一学期经过筛选把较好的演讲稿装订成册，定题为“撷英——高一演讲集锦”，印发给学生。 “课前三分钟演讲”有哪些好处呢？ 首先，它训练了学生的语言表达能力。学生在限定的时间内把准备好的内容表达出来。要求明了、轻快、准确、令人信服。通过演讲，学生内在的表达能力在教师和全体同学面前真实地外传。“三分钟演讲”使学生比较准确地了解自己表达能力。如在讲话中语言是否准确，吐字是否清楚，声音是否宏亮，节奏是否合适，声调是否恰当，表情是否自然，感情是否真实等。在讲话中，学生看到了别人，也看到了自己，讲评别人的同时，也在规范着自己。 其次，它有助于提高学生的写作能力。如果按传统的教学方法，每人每学期写作文八篇，提高学生的写作能力，效果总是不甚明显。通过“课前三分钟演讲”有助于提高学生的写作能力，因为学生要想三分钟演讲取得较好的成绩，必须演讲前要组织好材料，经过立意，构思成文，最后修改成稿。因而说的过程，也是写的过程，要想说好必须写好，不能应付，这样就能调
动学生的积极性，激发学生的学习兴趣。经过一个学期的训练，学生的作文水平大有提高。 第三，“课前三分钟演讲”为进行思想教育创造了一个生动活泼的局面，开辟了一条新途径。因为学生演讲内容摄取身边所见、所闻、所感，内容丰富多彩。诸如理想抱负、人生价
值、社会生活 现象、个人生活感受、班级活动、家庭关系、读书心得、理论研究、学生之间关系等，
这都对学生思想有教育意义。如涓涓细流，渗入心田。 第四，“课前三分钟演讲”锻炼了学生逻辑思维。为了准备演讲，学生要选择材料和组织
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