而那个人不相信他愤怒地说“快走开小东西没有你的事。”
费雷德没趣地离开了。他没有走多远就听见一声响他急忙跑回去发现那个人躺在地上。
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There was a guy who went into a shop to buy aparrot. There werethree parrots in
the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; andthe third one, $30,000. The
customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is$5,000? That’s so expensive for
this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because Ihave trained him and he can talk.” So
the customer asked him, “How about this guy? Whatcan he do that makes him so
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expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart fromtalking, he can also do some amusing
actions,like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s soexpensive.” Then the customer said,
“How about the third one? What canhe do that makeshim so expensive?” The
owner of the shopsaid, “I don’t know. Normally, Ihave never heard him talk, nor
dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! Butthe other two call him ‘The Boss.’”
老板最大 有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉其中一只卖五千元另
一只卖一万元还有一只卖三万元。顾客问老板「为什么这只要卖五千元这
个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了」老板说「因为我有训练他讲话。」顾客又问
「那这只呢他会做什么为什么要卖这么贵」老板说「他除了会说话之外还会表演一些有趣的动作好比说跳舞等等所以才卖这么贵。」顾客接着又问
「那第三只呢他会做什么为什么要卖这么贵」老板说「我不知道。我从
没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌也没看过他跳舞什么都没有不过另外两只叫他『老板』」
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Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word \Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then where is the “egg\Student:In the cake,Sir.鸡蛋在哪里
老师你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗学生可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。老师“鸡蛋”在哪学生在蛋糕里先生
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old.Once he goes to a cinema. It is the
first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket andgoes in. But after two or three
minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket andgoes in again. After a few
minutes he comes out again and buys the thirdticket. Two or three minutes after
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that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But agirl asks him,“Why do you buy so
many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No,I have no friends here, but a big
woman always stops me at the door and cuts up myticket.”
汤姆是个小孩 他才7岁。 当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了张
票进去了。 但没过两三分钟他就出来了然后买了第二张票又进去了。 几分钟
后他又出来买了第三张票。 接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。 一个女的问她“你
为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友\里面没朋友 但是每
当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了\
Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.Man:He is really somebody.What does do?
Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery 他真是一个大人物
小孩我叔叔下面有1000个人。
男人他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的
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小孩墓地守墓人。
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he werestill alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for sofar nobody has lived to over 400years.一名伟人
老师如果莎士比亚还活着他会是一名伟人吗学生当然。因为到目前为止还没有人活到400多岁。
Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that killsit.
史密斯先生服务员我的汤里有一只死苍蝇服务员是的先生我知道了它是被烫死的
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儿童英语故事、小学生双语故事(超全版)
