(仅供参考)美剧Boston-Legal波士顿法律第2季第13集剧本(英语)

Boston Legal Too Much Information Season 2, Episode 13 Written by David E. Kelley 2005 David E. Kelly Productions. All Rights Reserved. Broadcast: January 24, 2006 Transcribed by Imamess of JSMP for Boston-Legal.org Thanks to sueb of JSMP for her help. In a convenience store the clerk is apprehensive when two young males come in and walk around. They come up and place two bags of snack food on the counter. Store clerk: Two dollars even. Thank you. When they turn away to leave Catherine Piper is in front of the counter. Hello! May I help you ma’m? Catherine Piper: Yes, you may, dear. She pulls a gun out of her purse and points it at the clerk. Store clerk: Whoa! Catherine Piper: Take all the money out of the drawer and put it in a bag please. Store clerk: Yes. Catherine Piper: Oh! And put some of that delicious beef jerky in there too. Catherine looks up and sees a security camera high up on the wall. At first she is startled and then she smiles for the camera. Outside Catherine is sitting in police cruiser. A taxi comes up and Alan Shore gets out. Officer Lawrence Michaels: Mr Shore? She said to call you. Alan Shore: Thank you, Lawrence. Alan looks in the window. Catherine smiles tentatively at him. He gets in the car with her and gives her a look. Catherine Piper: In a way I suppose this is all your fault. Alan Shore: Oh dear God How, Catherine? How is it that you holding up a convenience store suddenly becomes my fault? Catherine Piper: You said you would hire me as your personal assistant after the firm fired me. I took you at your lying word. Bad! Catherine, bad! She slaps her hand. Alan Shore: It was a terrible thing to forget and I’m sorry. But you’re in a lot of trouble here! Catherine Piper: What else was I to do? A gal’s gotta eat! And robbery isn’t as bad as killing a man. And you got me off on that! Alan Shore: And you’ve done wonders with our second chance. Stay here. He gets out and walks into the convenience store. Good evening. I understand you recently suffered a robbery? Store clerk: You a lawyer? Alan Shore: Actually I’m here more as a friend to the befuddled old woman who… Store clerk: Robbed me! Do you know how many times I’ve been held up this year? Alan Shore: Far too many for you to appreciate her little prank I’m sure. May I ask if that’s your car out front? The Datsun with the dents in the side? Store clerk: Yeah. Alan Shore: I have a friend who has a friend, he’s a magician with body work. He’ll make those dents disappear, change the color, he’ll make that Datsun exactly like a late-model BMW. Store clerk: Can he make the seats look like leather? Alan Shore: The man’s a miracle worker. Alan is talking to Officer Michaels out on the street. Officer Lawrence Michaels: We got a problem. Another sector car called it in. I don’t have any choice. I gotta book her. Alan Shore: It’s late. She’s elderly. Couldn’t we at least defer the arrest? Officer Lawrence Michaels: Uh, uh. Alan Shore: Lawrence. Please. Officer Lawrence Michaels: You owe me. Alan Shore: Thank you. You won’t regret this. Catherine Piper: She pokes her head out of the car. Excuse me, officer? Can I get my gun back please? 1 Alan is in his office at cps. He picks up the phone. Alan Shore: When A.D.A. Raines gets back have her call me immediately. Voice on the phone: Yes, sir. Alan Shore: Thank you. Denise Bauer comes in. Denise Bauer: Could I borrow you for a minute? They’re walking down the stairs. Opposing counsel has made an offer, I’m trying to get these people to take it. I’m hoping that you can explain to them that this is as good as it gets. Alan Shore: Do I get a hint? Denise Bauer: It involves invasion of privacy. A woman, Jacqui Hayden, access was gained to her personal medical records. Alan Shore: Invasion of privacy. There’s an increasingly familiar tune these days. Denise Bauer: This is little worse than your typical case of someone being denied a job because of a preexisting condition. Alan Shore: How much worse? Alan, Denise, Irma Levine, and Emily Hayden are in Denise’s office at Crane, Poole and Schmidt. Emily Hayden: He never beat me. Just my mother. I finally got out when I was sixteen. Irma Levine: A few years later Emily’s mom, Jacqui, came to us at the Woman’s Shelter. She was a mess. Emily Hayden: They promised my dad would never find her there. Denise Bauer: For obvious reasons the name, phone number and location of the shelter are kept confidential. Irma Levine: We put Emily’s mom in touch with a psychiatrist for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Denise Bauer: The cost of which was covered… Irma Levine: Under her HMO. Denise Bauer: Unfortunately the HMO, Well Benefits, posted Jacqui’s information including the name and address of her psychiatrist on their website. Emily’s father found Jacqui’s psychiatrist via the Well Benefits website and tracked her down at the psychiatrist’s office. Emily Hayden: That’s where he killed her. Alan Shore: So this is a wrongful death action? And Well Benefits has offered you a settlement? Denise Bauer: Twenty thousand. No admission of liability. Alan Shore: Regarding the settlement I have to agree. Emily is disappointed. Denise Bauer: Thank you, Alan. Alan Shore: Not with you. To Emily. With you. The offer is insulting. These people need to be taught a lesson. Irma smiles and squeezes Emily’s arm. Denise Bauer: Would you excuse us one moment? Denise and Alan are out in the hallway. Denise closes the office door. Denise Bauer: Twenty thousand? That’s a lot of money for nineteen-year-old girl. I brought you in to make this go away. Alan Shore: I won’t do that. Denise Bauer: What happened to Jacqui Hayden was a nightmare. But to blame the HMO? There was a supervening act! Technically Well Benefits didn’t break the law. Alan Shore: But there was a foreseeable danger. There are consequences in this case, dire consequences to putting someone’s most personal information on the internet. Well Benefits should have known that. I say we clobber them over the head with it. Denise Bauer: This is why people don’t ask your opinion a lot. Alan Shore: Most likely. Stan is in the lunchroom tending his sandwich cart. Stan: Lorraine, ham and provolone on a baggett. Beverly Bridge: She comes up. Uh, do you have anything without bread? Stan: These are sandwiches. They have bread. Beverly Bridge: Well, there’s a thing called, Protein Style. Stan: Well if they don’t have bread, then they’re not a sandwich and I only do sandwiches. Beverly Bridge: Do you know who I am? Brad comes up behind Bev. I’m Denny Cranes’ fiancé. Stan: Yeah? So? Bev turns and leaves. Hey Mr Chase! Roast beef and havarti! Catherine walks down the hallway at Crane, Poole and Schmidt. She goes into the Alan’s office. Catherine Piper: Ahem, hem, hem. 2 Alan Shore: Catherine? What are you doing here? I just tried to reach you at your house. Catherine Piper: I was in the neighborhood. I wanted to see if was any news on my case. Alan Shore: There isn’t. I put in a call to the D.A.’s office. I have yet to hear back. Now. About your finances. Catherine Piper: Oh! We can talk finances and trial strategy. Ah, can we use osteoporosis as a defense? Alan Shore: Do you have it? Catherine Piper: Ha, no! But I have a little pillow I can put under my shirt. Alan Shore: We’ll keep that in our arsenal. So. Catherine… Catherine Piper: Do you wanna talk more now? I was gonna catch up with the girls in word processing. Alan Shore: Oh. Okay. Why don’t you do that? Catherine Piper: But don’t worry! I’ll be here. I’ve cleared my schedule. This gets top priority. Alan Shore: As it should. Given you’re facing twenty-five to life. Denny Crane is his office. He is having his nails done. Shirley Schmidt comes in. Shirley Schmidt: What happened to the sandwich guy? Denny Crane: Ahh, Bev fired him. Shirley Schmidt: Bev doesn’t work here. Denny Crane: Well, then I fired him. Shirley Schmidt: I thought we agreed you wouldn’t fire anyone after you let Vickie Dantchi go? Denny Crane: She wasn’t pulling her weight. Shirley Schmidt: She was a client. Denny Crane: Let me tell you something, Shirley. You know why this firm is going into the dumper? Shirley Schmidt: Our profits were up five percent last quarter. Denny Crane: People are being coddled. Bunch of lay abouts… He pulls his hand back from the manicurist. Ah! Be careful with the cuticle, Ming. Shirley Schmidt: Denny? It’s starting. Denny Crane: I don’t know what you’re talking about. Shirley Schmidt: Bev. She’s following a similar pattern to your five previous wives. It starts with her firing the sandwich guy, and ends with her influencing policy at this firm and it will not be tolerated. Denny Crane: Now, Shirley we both know what this is all about. Shirley Schmidt: No, we do not both know what this is about! It’s not about me being jealous of Bev. It’s about getting the sandwich guy back! Denny Crane: Oh! Alright. Geez ,if I’d know it was such a big deal. I’ll talk to Bev. Ming: Happy ending, Mr Crane? Denny Crane: Well, not today, Ming. I’m engaged now. Denise is in her office at Crane, Poole and Schmidt making a phone call. Telephone operator: Willsely Memorial Ontcology. Denise Bauer: Room four, one, seven, five. Telephone operator: There’s a phone block on that room. Denise Bauer: Could you help me out here? I’m, his uhm, girlfriend. Telephone operator: Hold one second please. Laura Buckingham: Hello, Ms Bauer. This is Laura Buckingham, Mr Post’s personal assistant. Denise Bauer: Oh, thank God! How’s the chemo going? Laura Buckinham: He’s indisposed at the moment. But he wanted me to personally assure you, he is well. And he’ll phone you in a few days following his treatment. Denise Bauer: Ah, could you tell, Mr Post, that uhm, tell him I uhm, I’m thinking of him. Laura Buckinham: I will. Alan Shore: He looks around the door. They’re here. Denise Bauer: Let’s go. Alan, Denise, Emily, Irma and Attorney Adam Jovanka, Tom Orchard are in the conference room at Crane, Poole and Schmidt. Tom Orchard: Rejected?! You’ve gotta be kidding! Alan Shore: No, I’m much funnier when I’m kidding. Tom Orchard: To his attorney. I thought this was worked out. Attorney Adam Jovanka: Looking to Denise. I thought so too. Denise Bauer: After further consideration we decided that the offer was inadequate. 3