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各位知不知道“让广州充满爱”的官方翻译？？？？？？？？ ————Let’s make love everywhere in our Guangzhou！！ 2.
知道外国人如何翻译九阳神功么= = “nine men's power\
当时看到这个笑死我了= =~~~
还有各种神翻译
九阴真经nine women’story 轻功水上飘 flying skill 打狗棒法guide of dog beating 洗髓经 wash bone 易筋经 change your bone 八荒六合唯我独尊功 my name is NO.1 one finger death touth ~余突然想起在英语联系上的中国功夫…… 此乃一阳指 3.
干货 fuck goods
4. 干爆鸭子
Fuck the duck until exploded
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今天在快点快餐的宣传单上看菜名，还是中英文双标的 可看了没多久就雷得我不轻········· 千张肉丝：1000 Pork
鱼香肉丝：Fish Smelling Pork Silk
地三鲜：Land Three Fresh
1.we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你 怎么老是你
3.you dont bird me,I dont bird you 你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 6.you me you me 彼此彼此
7.You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住
8.know is know no know is no know 知之为知之， 不知为不 知... 9.WATCH SISTER 表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞 11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14.go past no mistake past 走过路过不要错过
15.小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five!
16.．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one 要钱没有。要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。 18.you have two down son。 你有两下子。
19.as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！！！
20.I give you face you dont wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不 要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
you me you me 彼此彼此 watch sister表妹
American Chinese not enough 美中不足 heart flower angry open 心花怒放
go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 People mountain and people sea. 人山人海 seven up eight down 七上八下 love who who 爱谁谁 no three no four不三不四
morning three night four 朝三暮四 red face konw me红颜知己 wang eight eggs 王八蛋 ten three point 十三点
no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一 play a big knife before Guan Gong 关公面前耍大刀 play an ax before Lu Ban 班门弄斧 小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five!
One car come one car go,two car peng peng, people die.（车祸现场描述） We two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿！
How are you? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ You don't bird me, I don't bird you.你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
You have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers！together up！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
Hello everybody! If you have something to say, then say! If you have nothing to say,go home!有事起奏，无事退朝。 You give me stop! 你给我站住！
Know is know no know is no know. 知之为知之，不知为不知。
Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse's son can make hole! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
爆笑英语翻译
