The One With the Birth
Story by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Teleplay by: Jeff Gree nstei n & Jeff Strauss Tran scribed by: Mi ndy Matti ngly Phillips Minor additi ons and adjustme nts by: Dan Silverstein
123 本出世
卡萝即将分娩，六人齐集医院；但卡萝却因为陪苏珊购物而姗姗来迟； 罗斯一见苏珊就剑拔弩张，之后两人又为婴儿的名字争执；双双被卡萝哄出门外； 瑞秋对妇产科医生频送秋波……但该医生患职业病，对女性失去了胃口； 菲比带着吉他到医院唱歌， 闭嘴；
菲比、罗斯和苏珊被困在储藏室，菲比给两人上了一课；
乔伊热心帮助一名单亲妈妈丽迪亚生产；当孩子的父亲赶到，温柔的乔伊知趣的离开了； 莫妮卡迫切想要个孩子； 钱德安慰她说，如果我们都四十岁还单身， 婴儿极偶然的得名“班”。
那我们两可以一起生个
孩子，但莫妮卡并不领情，还不服气的反问，我哪点看起来像嫁不出去的人。
“粉嘟嘟的小孩子，长大憎你老不死”一一烦得罗斯给她钱买她
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第二十三集 Mazel tov
乔伊在医院里陪一个不认识的女土生完了孩子。 当他再出现时，钱德勒问他干吗 去了
,乔伊说：“没啥，我刚刚有了一个孩子。”受惊的钱德勒就嘲讽地说：“Mazel tov。”
这是一句希伯莱语，意思是好运气(Good Luck)。 【123】 The One With The Birth
3. used to have those bumper stick
Bumper sticker (rom Wikipedia, the free en cyclopedia.)
A bumper sticker is a message attached to the bumper of vehicle to get atte nti on of others. They can be political or humorous, may or promote a or attack a particular sta nd on any issue. Examples:
(USA) Cli nto n Gore 96 [democratic party bumper sticker]
(USA) Cli nto n Gone 96 [republica n party bumper sticker] hoho
第二句是对rach说的,先前rach开ross玩笑被瞪,她抱怨为什么chan开就 行,chan就说你得挑时间.
[Seene: The hospital, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the wait ing
room, wait ing for Carol and Susa n to arrive.]
Ross: She's not here yet. She's not here. She's hav ing my baby and she's not here. Moni ca: rm sure everyth in g's fine. Has her water broke yet? water n.羊水
Ross: I don't know, but whenl spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug.
mucus n.粘液，胶/plug v.n. 塞/ mucus plug是一种能堵住宫颈口的粘液，以避免细菌 什么的进入子
宫，伤害胎儿，
ross 说passed the mucus plug
，是指产程发动时， mucus plug
就会伴随血液流岀来，这个过程也叫
bloody show，也就是快生了。
(Joey makes a sound of absolute disgust.) Joey: Do we have to know about that?
Monica: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby? Joey: rm gonna be in the wait in' room, handing out cigars. hand out v.把…拿出来，分发，施舍
Chandler: Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's. Ross: God, I don't believe this. She could be giving birth in the cab. Rachel: Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction. con tracti on n. 收缩，紧缩
(Every one looks at Rachel as though she made a tasteless comme nt.) tasteless adj.
没味道的，无鉴赏力的，无判断力的
Rachel: What, it's ok when Chandler does it?
Chandler: You have to pick your moments 你得选对时间. (Phoebe arrives, guitar in hand.) Phoebe: Did I miss it, did I miss it?
Ross: She's not even here yet. Monica: What's with the guitar?
Phoebe: I just thought we might be here for awhile. You know, things might get musical.
awhile adv.片刻,一会儿/musical adj. 音乐的，悦耳的 (Carol and Susan arrive.)
Ross: (to Carol) Where the hell have you been ? Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Carol: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a stuffed animal 充气动物玩具
Ross: Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys.
chunky adj. 矮矮胖胖的 ;粗短的 ;厚实的 Chandler: I used to have that bumper sticker.
bumper n. 缓冲器，保险杠 /sticker n. 贴纸/ bumper sticker 是指贴在汽车后方“保险 杆上的贴
纸”，上面常会写些有个人风格的俏皮话，好给后方来车看，比如：“ All men are idiots…and I married their king.
”所有男人都是白痴 而我嫁给了当中最白痴的那位。
Chunky.
而 Chandler 说出这句，是顺着上一句 Ross 讲的话，开了 Ross 一个玩笑，因为 We're having a baby! We don 't stop for Chunkys. 像是保险杆贴纸上才说的俏皮话。
(Everyone is amused by Chandler's comment.)
Chandler: (to Rachel) You see what I mean 你懂我的意思吗？
Opening Credits
[Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.] Ross: Stopped for a Chunky. Carol: Let it go, Ross.
Susan: I got an extra one. You want this? (holds the candy in front of Ross' face) Ross: (weakly) No.
(Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau arrives.)
Dr. Franzblau: Hey, how's my favorite parenting team doing? Ross: Dr. Franzblau, hi.
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well,
I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. Howyou doing with your contractions?
Carol: Oh, I love them. Each one's like a little party in my uterus. uterus n.< 解>子宫
Susan: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds. Ross: 59 seconds. (holds up his watch) Quartz, ha. Quartz n. 石英(表)
Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.
Carol: Am I allowed to drink anything?
Dr. Franzblau: Ice chips, just ice chips. They're at the nurses' station 在护士站那有chip n. 碎片，筹码 /ice chips 碎冰 Ross: I'll get it.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back. Ross: I got it —I'm getting it!
(They both leave just as Rachel enters the room, holding a cup.) Rachel: Hi, I thought you might like some ice chips. Carol: Thanks.
Rachel: And if you need anything else, I —(notices the handsome Dr.
Franzblau) —do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.
Dr. Franzblau: It is nice to meet you. I'm Dr. Franzblau. I'm your roommate's... brother's... ex-wife's obstetrician.
.
obstetrician n. 产科医师 Rachel: Oh, that's funny!
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.] Monica: I want a baby.
Chandler: Mmmm. Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow 会起得很早 .
Monica: Get up. Come on. Let's get some coffee. Chandler: Oh, ok, 'cause we never do that.
(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks V.S Celtics game on television.)
Joey: (to the screen) Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot, or just fall down. That's good too 也可以 .
fall down 倒下，跪拜 to 不进球 (A young pregnant woman enters.) Lydia: Knick fan? Joey: Oh, yeah.
Lydia: Oh, boy, do they suck 他们真烂 .
Joey: Hey, listen, lady ..... (sees that she's pregnant)...whoa.
Lydia: Look, look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat. hit water （ 将球） 投进水里
Joey: Oh yeah? And who do you like? Lydia: The Celtics.
Joey: The Celtics? Ha. They couldn't hit a boat if...wait. They suck, alright? Lydia: Oh, shut up. You know, it's a rebuilding year. You... waah!
Joey: Wha?Wha..aa? Let meget the father. Hey, we need a father over here! We
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