英文幽默：度日如年 One Day Seems a Year
One day， a professor asked his students， “If you had only three days to live in this world， what would you do？”
Student A： I want to stay with my friends. Student B： I want to go back to see my parents. Student C： I will try my best to eat some delicious food. Student D： Professor， I want to attend your lecture.
Hearing this， the professor was very moved. He thought that anyhow there was still a student who wanted to attend his lecture. Just at this moment， he
wanted very much to know why the student liked his lecture. So the professor asked， “Can I know the reason？”
“Because when we are in your class， we feel that one day seems a year.” Answered student D.
某日，一位教授问他的学生：“假如你们只剩下三天时间可以活在这个世界上的话，你们会做些什么？”
学生A：我想和朋友待在一起。 学生B：我想回家看父母。 学生C：我要使劲吃些美味的东西。 学生D：教授，我想听你讲课。
听到这里教授非常感动。心想，总算有学生愿意听自己的课。此时，他很想知道那位学生喜欢他讲课的原因。于是，教授问道：“我能知道原因吗？” “因为我们听教授的课有种度日如年的感觉。”学生D回答。 1. freshman n. （中学或大学的）一年级学生；新手 2. occasionally n. 偶尔；偶然；有时候 3. slack n. 宽松裤
4. exclaim n. 呼喊；惊叫；大声说 5. sneeze v. 打喷嚏
6. civil adj. 公民的，市民的 7. assign v. 布置；分派，分配
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英文幽默：度日如年
