在线英语培训 立刻说英语：www.likeshuo.com 英语中极具杀伤力的丧文化 好像现在说点励志的东西都不太符合主流了，丧才是最佳状态，学英语的小朋友做好接招的准备了吗，极具杀伤力的丧文化来了。
1、“你只知道人家化妆比你好看，却不知道，她们卸了妆不仅比你好看，皮肤还吹弹可破。” You only know that they look prettier than you in their make-up.What you don't know is: underneath those make-up, not only are they prettier than you, they also have perfectly good skin.
2、“为什么总是天妒英才呢？还不是因为没人管笨蛋活多久。”
Why does fate always mess up with geniuses?Because no one bother caring about idiots.
3、“当上帝给你关上一扇门，他还会顺便把窗子也一起关了。”
When God closes a door for you,he'd close the windows all together.
4、“一些人常会被骂，说每天像猪一样爱睡懒觉，煮真的是太委屈了，因为它都比你起得早。”
Some people are said to be like pigs because they sleep too much.That's not fair, pigs get up earlier.
5、“学校的厕所为什么放镜子？那是为了让你们知道：人丑就要多读书。”
Why do schools install mirrors in the restrooms?Because they want you to know: with such unsatisfying appearance of yours, your only chance is to study.
6、“人生很多事，终究会随着时间好起来，比如很多人原本只是胖，时间长了就变好胖。” Things do get improved as time goes by.For example, some people were fat and
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they got fatter and fatter.
7、“这段日子迷茫又黑暗，你一定要坚持，撑过去了会有下一个黑暗等着你。”
Days are dark and troubled now.Just keep going, so you can see more darkness beyond them.
8、“生活不止眼前的苟且，还有前任的喜帖。”
Life is not all about the muddle that you see,but also the ones that you will see,such as your ex's wedding invitation.
9、“许多人说北上广深机会多，但没人说那是你的呀。”
People say there are more opportunities in the metropolises.But did anybody ever say they were yours?
10、“谁说你没有毅力的？单身这事你不就坚持了好几十年么。”
Who said you lack perseverance?You managed to be single for decades!
11、“女追男隔层纱，那得男的本来就对你有好感，不然隔的基本都是铁丝网，还是带电的那种。”
They say it's easy for a girl to pursue a man,easy like poking through a veil.But that has to be when the man already has a crush on you.Otherwise what you need to poke through would be a bunch of barbed wire with electricity running through.
看来英语学得好，随时都能扔出一把刀呀。
外教一对一：英语中极具杀伤力的丧文化
