生活大爆炸 第一季 剧本台词 中英文对照1.01

-Sheldon: What do you think their combined IQ is? -Leonard: Just grab the door! This is it. I'll do the talking. -Sheldon: Good thinking. I'll just be the muscle. -Man: Yeah? -Leonard: I'm Leonard, this is Sheldon. -Sheldon: From the Intercom. -Man: How the hell did you get in the building? -Leonard: Uh... we're scientists. -Sheldon: Tell him about our IQ. Leonard... -Leonard: What? -Sheldon: My mom bought me those pants. -Leonard: I'm sorry. -Sheldon: You're going to have to call her. -Leonard: Sheldon, I am so sorry I dragged you through this. -Sheldon: It's okay. It wasn't my first pantsing and it won't be my last. -Leonard: And you were right about my motives. I was hoping to establish a relationship with Penny that might have someday led to sex. -Sheldon: Well, you got me out of my pants. -Leonard: Anyway, I've learned my lesson. She's out of my league. I'm done with her. Got my work, one day I'll win the Nobel Prize and then I'll die alone. -Sheldon: Don't think like that. You're not going to die alone. -Leonard: Thank you, Sheldon. You're a good friend. -Sheldon: And you're certainly not going to win a Nobel Prize. -Howard: This is one of my favorite places to kick back after a quest. They have a great house ale. -Penny: Wow, a cool tiger. -Howard: Yeah, I've had him since Level 10. His name is Buttons. Anyway, if you had your own game character we could hang out, maybe go on a quest. -Penny: Um... sounds interesting. -Howard: So you'll think about it? -Penny: Oh, I don't think I'll be able to stop thinking about it. -Rajesh: Smooth. -Leonard: We're home. -Penny: Oh, my god, what happened? -Leonard: Well, your ex-boyfriend sends his regards and I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory. -Penny: I'm so sorry. I really thought if you guys went instead of me he wouldn't be such an ass. -Leonard: No, it was a valid hypothesis. -Sheldon: That was a valid hypoth... What is happening to you? -Penny: Really... thank you so much for going and trying. Oh, you're so terrific. Really. Why don't you get some clothes on??I'll get my purse, and dinner is on me, okay? -Leonard: Really? Great.? -Sheldon: Thank you -Penny: Okay. -Sheldon: You're not done with her, are you? -Leonard: Our babies will be smart and beautiful. -Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary. -Leonard: Is Thai food okay with you, Penny? -Penny: Sure. -Sheldon: We can't have Thai food we had Indian for lunch. -Penny: So? -Sheldon: They're both curry-based cuisines. -Penny: So? -Sheldon: It would be gastronomically redundant I can see we're going to have to spell out everything for this girl. -Penny: Any ideas, Raj? -Howard: Uh, turn left on lake street and head up to Colorado. I know a wonderful little sushi bar that has karaoke. -Penny: That sounds like fun. -Howard: Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me... oh, baby, baby, don't get hooked on me? -Sheldon: I don't know what your odds are in the world as a whole, but as far as the population of this car goes, you're a veritable mack daddy. 你觉得她俩之智商加一起... 快挡住门。就是这儿。我来谈。 好啊，我就当出力的那个。 什么事？ 我是Leonard，他是Sheldon。 就对话机里那个. 你们是怎么进来的? 我们是科学家。 告诉他我们智商有多高。Leonard?? 怎么? 那裤子是我妈给我买的。 对不起。 你负责打给她。 Sheldon，我很抱歉，害你牵扯进来。 没什么，这不是我的第一条裤子，也不会是组后一条。 关于我的动机，你说的对。 我是希望能和Penny之间有点什么??或许哪天能和她做爱。 可你却让我把裤子脱了。 总之我吸取教训了。 她和我不是一国的，我不再奢求什么。 我要继续自己的生活，等到哪天得到诺贝尔奖，然后孤独地死去。 别那么说，你不会孤独地死去的。 谢谢，Sheldon。你是个好朋友。 你当然也肯定不会得诺贝尔奖的。 这是我最喜欢的地方之一，被追到后进行反击。 他们的麦酒很不错。 喔，好酷的老虎。 是的，我打到第10级有了它。 它叫Boutons。 如果你有自己的游戏角色，我们可以一起玩，互相追逐。 听起来很有意思。 那你会考虑吗？ 噢，我想我会不停地考虑下去的。 顺利。 我们回来了。 噢，天啊，发生什么事了？ 你前男友对我们表示欢迎。我想剩下的部分你也猜到了。 太对不起了。 我真的以为如果你们替我去，他就不会那么混蛋了。 不，难免会这么想的。 这合理...? 你是怎么了啊 很感谢你们去那里想要帮我。 你们人真的是太好了。真的。 你们何不穿好衣服，我去拿包，晚饭我请你们。 真的吗？太好了。 谢谢。 好。 你不会放弃她的，是不是？ 我们的孩子一定是美丽又聪慧。 更不用说想象力有多丰富了。 Penny，泰国菜没问题吧？ 是的。 我们不能吃这个，中午刚吃完印度菜。 那么? 他们都是以咖喱为主的。 所以? 会产生对美食的品尝疲劳。 我们要把一切都解释给她听。 有什么建议吗? Raj Lake大街转左，往Colorado方向走。 我知道一些很不错的寿司店，还有卡拉OK。 听起来很不错。 宝贝，别被我迷住了。 宝贝，别被我迷住了。 我不知道在整个世界范围内你的成功概率有多少, 不过就这辆车子里的人来说，你还是很有希望的。