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经典幽默英语故事（50个） 要求：
1、每天阅读两篇小故事，写出故事大意，尽量理解故事里的幽默点。 2、在阅读故事的过程中，遇到不认识的单词，先不要查字典。阅读完小故事后，可以查一查文章里的词汇，并做一些笔记。
3、开学后，请把这14页的阅读素材，装订成册，上交给各班的英语老师。老师会根据你的完成情况，给你的阅读作业打出分数。 姓名：_________ 班级：_________ 学号：_________ 成绩：_________
第一篇
My First and My Last
When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.
George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, \several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go.\
They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.
When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, \very much for those two trips in your plane.\Gerogy was very surprised and said, \\故事大意：
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第二篇 First Flight
Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was 精品文档
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very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.
His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.
After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, \\故事大意：
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第三篇 A Nail Or A Fly?
An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor. When a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him and decided to do him a favour.
So the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered a nail exactly where the fly had stayed.
Now the old man entered his room. The smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident. When he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! He walked to it carefully adn slapped it with all his strength. On hearing a loud cry, the kind-hearted waitress rushed in. To her great surprise, the poor old man was there sitting on the floor, his teeth clenched and his right hand bleeding! 故事大意：
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第四篇
I'll See to the Rest
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. \on, miss!\he shouted. \the door, please!\
\I just want to kiss my sister goodbye,\she called back.
\just shut that door, please,\called the guard, \I'll see to the rest.\故事大意：
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第五篇 Chaude and Cold
A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. \he complained. \
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第六篇
A Soldier's Brilliant Idea 精品文档
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